A brief glossary

I thought I better do a quick glossary of some of the stuff I'll be writing about, because it saves me from doing it later...

• The Shed - This is my flat. It's not a shed.
• Shetland - Where I spent my formative years.
• Edinburgh - If you don't know where this is, then I question why you are reading this in the first place. I also live here.
• The Tree House - My work place. It's not in a tree.
• Nelly, G and Co - My 3 flatmates.
• Ghostie, Mousey and Johnson - My 3 other flatmates that may or may not be figments of my/our imagination
• Roy Beer - My home brew
• Aberdeen FC - They hold my heart, and regularly kick the shit out of it.
• Hollyoaks - One half of the Twin Pillars of Early Evening TV
• Neighbours - The other half of the Twin Pillars of Early Evening TV

There will likely be more, I promise to explain as I go along.